Cheese Sticks

All this time I thought no one read this thing. Turns out a bunch of people do...this should make me happy. Bittersweet.

The girl and I had a playdate this past weekend. She had a friend over and so did I. Her and her friend trashed her room (that's what 6 year olds do) and me and my friend drank wine and ate high calorie foods while watching semi-sappy movies (that's what 20-something year olds do).

My playdate and I topped our evening off with coffee.

We are stupid.

Neither of us slept and we are both waiting to come crashing down.

The girl and her friend polished of 5 plums and a bag of cheese sticks. She said:

"SoandSo made me eat all my cheese sticks!"

oh she did, did she? she forced you?

"Well it felt really good to eat them, but, I didn't want to!"

mm hmm, likely story.

El Facebook

So I log into my facebook today only to find the entire damn thing is in espanol.

Me: my facebook is en espanol
did you do this to me

Friend: lol no!
but i wish i did lol
thats great!
hahahaha

Me:tell me how to change it back

Friend:k gimmie a sec
settings
acct settings
language

Me:*SIGH*
ASS
ITS IN ESPANOL
youll have to tell me 3rd one down
etc
otherwise i wouldnt need you to tell me.


Friend:hahahhaahhahahahaa
settings.. next to your name

Me:THANK YOU

Friend: 1st one down
then 5th tab on the top
the drop down has all the languages

Me:there we go

Friend:lol

Me:DID YOU DO THIS
you are the only one who knows my pw
that was hysterical

Friend:lol no!

Ok, so, I changed my PW. I don't know who it was, but props to you. And props to friend for thinking explaining to me in ENGLISH how to fix my spanish facebook page was the way to go. Well done.

Yes, I'm still bitching

My friend's family uses color coded stickers to claim objects in their parents' house. As in, when the parents die, no need to fight, everything with a red sticker on it is MINE.

I'm getting squat when mine kick the bucket.
1. Because they don't speak to me.
2. Because they don't have anything to give.

My BJ loving friend is sad she is not engaged. Actually, any of my friends that are not engaged or married at this point are suddenly sad that they are not engaged or married. I guess we all assumed it would happen for us and it didn't. I ask you this, my friends, if a good looking woman who loves bjs can't find a man to marry her...where's the hope for the rest of us?

Something else I noticed...some of the people I see getting engaged, or close to engaged, I kind of know in my heart they won't last. Is that my bitterness talking? Can't be sure. But it seems, these people, like myself, want the happily ever after. They find something close so they snatch it up...but...I'm not so sure it's the real thing. Time will tell.

In the mean time, I've placed some inappropriate yet entertaining bets with my other bitter, unmarried friends that will keep us occupied until said wedding days occur.

Oh shut up...you would cry too if it happened to you.

Big O

A lot of birthdays this month. The man. Several friends. I had picked out something that I really thought one friend would like. I knew her birthday was mid-August-ish. I cannot say what it is because she reads this shit... Anyway, after confirmation of exact date of birthday, I went to send the gift and it was SOLD OUT. I found a substitute gift. Hope she likes. We chatted today.


Friend: we like the same shit.

Me: i thought so, however
i have not SEEN this
and though i likey online
in person
you never know
feel free to return for something else.

Friend:the crack pot cutting my hair and i were discussing that yesterday. when you order something online, and get psyched up.
then it shows up.

Me: and its meh.

Friend: it's so crushing.

Me: very
because its fun waiting for self sent gifts
since you know it's what you want
but then when it's not what you want
you're like WTF
it's like when the guy ruins your big O

Friend: bastards.

Me:you say your gonna O and he all changes what he's doing or slows down and ruins it
YES
never get it back.

Friend: they have no idea.
are you mad? what did i do? blah blah.
i get over it quick though. pissy for a bit then 5 minutes later i'm watering plants or whatever.

Me: Yeah, same.
But the initial pissed offedness
i could break his penis in half

Friend: they are so stupid about it.
blame the victim.

Me: so true.

Well.

Someone was angry last week.

My period has come and gone, everyone can relax now.