It is what it is...

What does that even MEAN?

I hate when people say that!

"What are you doing tonight?"
"Went grocery shopping. I'm going to make dinner. Uneventful."
"It is what it is."

SHUT THE FUCK UP

It's like you ran out of shit to say to me so you end the conversation with a sentence that doesnt even make sense! It is what it is! That's that! You get what you get!

I will maul the next human to spout some stupid shit like that to me - DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

Just heard about TWO more engagements this week. Two. Both girls are significantly younger than I am. How can this be when I am clearly (see above) such a prize to be won?

I'm a special kind of miserable today. Entenmens coffee cake for dinner, miserable. STOP JUDGING ME. I make the girl real food...

My boss keeps singing...

"Every morning there's a halo hanging fra la la la ma bed my na....la la la... EVERY MORNING there's a halo hanging fra...friend?...frame?......EVERY MORNING THERE'S a halo hanging hanging hangin hangin la la la la la la la!!!!!"

He will be the next to die.