Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Marriage and Mermaids

My sister's engaged. She's 4 year's younger than me and she's been in a relationship for shorter time. Color me bitter. It's got me thinking about the wedding I'll never have. I'll surely be poor so I imagine it to be in a backyard somewhere, with little tea lights floating in a pool. You know, one of those plastic ones for babies...

Friend (1:52:40 PM): if i learn to swim and get skinny, you can have a mermaid in your pool at your wedding LMFAO
Me (1:52:52 PM): if that is what you want
Me (1:52:56 PM): i'll allow it
Me (1:54:01 PM): we will glue seashells to your boobs
Me (1:54:03 PM): it will be great
Friend (1:54:19 PM): glue?!
Friend (1:54:27 PM): i was thinking body paint.
Friend (1:54:34 PM): and just stick a flipper on me
Me(1:55:00 PM): i can just imagine, by the end of the night the pool is multiple colors and (friend) is ass naked.
Me (1:55:08 PM): what lovely pictures for my wedding album

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