Today, a man nearly fell over himself trying to open a door for me. He dropped things and really almost fell. Just a moment ago another man said to me, "Looking beautiful, as always."
There are several things wrong here:
1. I have no make up on today. You know me, I look better with it.
2. I'm wearing a yucky sweater but it's keeping me warm in my sub-zero office.
3. I'm showing no cleavage.
The math is wrong, I say.
Me (10:39:59 AM): guy here that flirts with me just said "Looking beautiful as always"
Me (10:40:03 AM): i have no make up on
Me (10:40:06 AM): i am confused.
Friend (10:41:37 AM): lol
Me (10:41:52 AM): i am starting to wonder if he is blind
Me (10:41:57 AM): or this is some cruel joke
Friend (10:42:08 AM): LMAO
Me (10:46:28 AM): perhaps my name is in the men's bathroom with something like "She's easy and takes it in the ass" written below it
Friend(10:47:18 AM): i wrote it there.
Me (10:47:49 AM): figures
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