Ever do something SO stupid that your brain cannot even register the event? It's like your thoughts are in between radio stations and there is only static...with a faint tune you can't quite make out.
Came home from the beach. Bought a few groceries on the way. Parked the car. Took the keys out of the ignition. Grabbed the bags. Opened the car door.
See that? That's the sewer right outside of my car door. And these...
Are my keys...in the sewer. You like that? That's a sweet end to a day, right?
I called my man, of course. He didn't even pretend to be surprised.
They are currently in the decontamination process.
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