My friend's family uses color coded stickers to claim objects in their parents' house. As in, when the parents die, no need to fight, everything with a red sticker on it is MINE.
I'm getting squat when mine kick the bucket.
1. Because they don't speak to me.
2. Because they don't have anything to give.
My BJ loving friend is sad she is not engaged. Actually, any of my friends that are not engaged or married at this point are suddenly sad that they are not engaged or married. I guess we all assumed it would happen for us and it didn't. I ask you this, my friends, if a good looking woman who loves bjs can't find a man to marry her...where's the hope for the rest of us?
Something else I noticed...some of the people I see getting engaged, or close to engaged, I kind of know in my heart they won't last. Is that my bitterness talking? Can't be sure. But it seems, these people, like myself, want the happily ever after. They find something close so they snatch it up...but...I'm not so sure it's the real thing. Time will tell.
In the mean time, I've placed some inappropriate yet entertaining bets with my other bitter, unmarried friends that will keep us occupied until said wedding days occur.
Oh shut up...you would cry too if it happened to you.
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