Big O

A lot of birthdays this month. The man. Several friends. I had picked out something that I really thought one friend would like. I knew her birthday was mid-August-ish. I cannot say what it is because she reads this shit... Anyway, after confirmation of exact date of birthday, I went to send the gift and it was SOLD OUT. I found a substitute gift. Hope she likes. We chatted today.


Friend: we like the same shit.

Me: i thought so, however
i have not SEEN this
and though i likey online
in person
you never know
feel free to return for something else.

Friend:the crack pot cutting my hair and i were discussing that yesterday. when you order something online, and get psyched up.
then it shows up.

Me: and its meh.

Friend: it's so crushing.

Me: very
because its fun waiting for self sent gifts
since you know it's what you want
but then when it's not what you want
you're like WTF
it's like when the guy ruins your big O

Friend: bastards.

Me:you say your gonna O and he all changes what he's doing or slows down and ruins it
YES
never get it back.

Friend: they have no idea.
are you mad? what did i do? blah blah.
i get over it quick though. pissy for a bit then 5 minutes later i'm watering plants or whatever.

Me: Yeah, same.
But the initial pissed offedness
i could break his penis in half

Friend: they are so stupid about it.
blame the victim.

Me: so true.