Cancel

I won't lie. Sometimes I cancel plans. Sometimes I don't feel like it.

But, I have the courtesy to cancel and say, "Sorry, I'm just not feeling up to it today." "Not feeling well." "Let's reschedule..."

I do not say, "Hey, I found something else I'd rather do so I'm cancelling." "And after this text I will shut my phone off because I don't want to hear your rebuttal."

You know what? Be more creative.

Tell me you sliced your hand open and have to go to the ER.

Tell me you contracted ebola.

Tell me your house was obliterated in a tornado.

Tell me your cat died.

LIE TO ME. I deserve a lie at least.


Also, I am dieting again. That may or may not have to do with my grumpiness.


Man and I argued.
Then I shopped.
Man and I made up.
Shoppers remorse.

What else is new?