McFat with a side of ass

After I got out of the shower, I walked into my room, dropped my towel and proceeded to pull a thong on up...

My man snaps a pic of me doing so, from behind.

It was, by far, the most revolting fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

Like it might as well have been the ass of a 65 year old fat woman.

IT WAS BAD

So bad that even my man, who LOVES my ass

I mean he would buy STOCK in my ass if it were available

Said...

 "That's a bad picture."

Everytime I'm tempted to eat wings or nachos or chocolate or french fries

I bring back that McHideous memory of my McFat Ass

Vomit builds in the back of my throat

 and i work out instead.

Taken from "How to Stay on a Diet" by Fatty McSaddlebags